I’ve been seeing this girl for a while now, but I’ve begin to notice that she’s texting me less and is pretty much “too busy” to call or accept a call. I decide to brace myself for the worst and begin withdrawing my own interest, as well.
I then receive the following text.
Girlfriend: “Hey, listen. I’ve been thinking, and I’m not sure we’re compatible anymore. I hope you understand and that we can still be friends.”
Me: “Yeah, that’s cool. I hope you find what you’re looking for.”
I send the text and go about my day. I don’t check my phone for another twenty minutes, and when I do, I see this.
Ex-Girlfriend: “…‘That’s cool’? Is that it?”
Ex-Girlfriend: “Not to be rude, but that’s such a shallow way of ending it!”
Ex-Girlfriend: “Hello?!”
Ex-Girlfriend: “Are you there?”
Me: “Chill, I am doing housework. I’m not entirely certain what you expect me to say, if I’m honest.”
Ex-Girlfriend: “You could at least beg me for another chance.”
Oh, great. She’s one of those girls.
Me: “Are you joking? Why would I fight for someone who has explicitly shown and said they do not want to pursue a relationship with me anymore?”
Ex-Girlfriend: “Well, maybe I was testing you.”
F****** WOW.
Me: “LOL, as if that’s any better. Test or not, I’m not going to chase you or beg you to give me a chance.”
Ex-Girlfriend: “Okay, well, let’s just forget about it, then. What are you doing tonight?”
Me: “Definitely not you. See you around.”
I dropped my phone and finished up my housework. Meanwhile, I received an absolute avalanche of texts and calls, most of which were massive love bombs, and even after all of that, she tried to pretend that her phone had been hacked. I didn’t actually go out to score nookie that night, but it was sure fun knowing that she got Uno-reversed so hard.
