My brother and I are adult twins. We are with our parents and some other siblings at a restaurant. My brother and I have always liked to tease each other, as siblings often do.
I am telling a story at the table, and I accidentally knock over some water.
Me: “Whoops! Accident!”
Brother: “You were an accident!”
Me: “Dude… we’re twins.”
Brother: “I was planned. You were surplus to requirements.”
Me: “Son of a b****!”
Mom: “Hey!”
Me: “Oh… s***. Sorry, Mom.”
Mom: “Seriously, you two are both d****e canoes. Together, you’re both like one… big… d**** catamaran.”
Thanks, Mom.
